A Brief Bit of Chuckonian Wisdom

-For my money, Northern brand toilet paper is the best.
-Hunt's ketchup not only costs less, but it doesn't fund John Kerry's next Senate race.
-If they keep putting TV shows on DVD while the show is still on the air and making new episodes, why show them on TV anymore?
-Why does the theatre in Jackson have the electric hand-dryer in the men's room right above an unused electrical outlet?
-If you're reading this blog, you probably have more free time than I do. Trade with me!